Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Playas Club..

When i was 19, i used to go over to Canada to of course drink, and to check out the strip clubs. Since i wasn't old enough to do it here legally here, Me and my friends were ALWAYS in Canada. I really wasn't that into the strip club, but my friends were, so i went. 

It was ok. 

I mean, i guess i don't enjoy it like most folks that go the strip clubs. 

Fast forward 10 years plus, and I've been to the strip club about 4 times since last 2 month. 

Why? Well, one was my boys taking me for my birthday. The other times..just hanging with my boys. I really don't spend money when i go, my boy pays. So for a few drinks...some laughs and random tig o bitties..why not. And i STILL  just think its over rated. But i did have some interesting observations from the times i been that wanted to share. 

- I see why dudes like the place. They get all this attention from the dancers. Although its all about the money...i see some silly, low self esteem dude thinking that the dancer really likes him. 

- That place is the biggest waste of money that i know of. When i went for my birthday, my boy spend like 300 bucks ..on dances and drinks. NUTS. 

- Dancers really don't like when you turn then down for a dance. I couldn't even watch basketball with out getting harassed. damn bitcho...i really don't wanna smell like badussy. 

- Its a guy there...his SOLE job is to clean off the poles and stage. That's it. Oh, and gather the dancers 'tips'. 

- Some of the dancers aren't even professional...chick come over trying to get a dance...and texting on her phone. i mean...its STILL your job. 

- I did get dances...this one time...chick was braiding her hair while she danced on me. One French braid. Multitasking at its finest. 

- Never really understood throwing money in the air. 

- All dancers arnt there to pay for college. Some just dance, that's all. 

- They serve food. Mm not sure if i wanna have my chicken dinners ruined by random flying juices. 

So....would i go again?...maybe so. Will i ever understand the fondness of it? nope. 



Lala said...

K, im dyin at the pole cleaner, *giggle* the random juice in the chicken, smellin like badussy and the non college bound dancers...hilarious post...

Ieisha said...

Why does your post have me wanting to go to the strip club in Detroit? I've only ever been once....way back when......nothing like the experiences you've described.

The pole, how do you tell people what you do and make it sound ok?

"What do you do for a living?" "I am the Sanitation Specialist for the Cylinder Department at Watts Club Mozambique."

Super Dave Van Buren said...

lol @ Ieisha, I'd just say I do maintenance at the club.

I'm not a big strip club guy either, the clubs you hit up sound HOOD though lol. Clubs in vegas were fun and I hear houston and ATL have the stip game on lock.

Also.. for $300 your boy could have fukked her #justsayin lol

Anonymous said...

LOl @ the chick dancing and braiding her hair.

Anonymous said...

Pole dancing. It's a skill that should be respected. No, I don't do it. Maybe one day. Won't ever find me in a strip club tho.

Jailyn said...

That was hilarious...too funny. Braiding hair and texting...classic

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